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Three hockey fans were driving along when they spied a body in the underbrush.
Stopping their car, the three guys ran over to see what they could do.
Unfortunately, they found the naked body of a deceased young woman. Being gentlemen, the first guy dropped his Edmonton Oilers hat over one breast, the second guy, a Boston Bruins fan, placed his hat over the other breast. Then the Montreal Canadiens fan placed his hat over the woman's very private part. Soon the police had arrived The coroner then started checking over the body. He first picked up the Oilers hat and quickly placed it back. He then picked up the Bruins hat, and returned it. The coroner then picked up the Habs hat, put it down, then picked it up again inspecting the hat more closely, and again putting it back in place. He then picked up the Habs hat a third time. By now, the Hab fan was a bit irritated and asked the coroner, why do you keep picking up the hat? Are you some kind of pervert or something? The coroner responded with a wry smile, "Boy, I can't figure this one out, ususally when I come across one of these Hab hats, there's an asshole under it. |